Oysterhead vs. Chris Isaak

"Oz is Ever Floating" by Oysterhead, from The Grand Pecking Order (2001)
Even the idea of fusing Trey Anastasio, Les Claypool and Steward Copeland together makes me high. This song, from the one-shot album by the Police/Primus/Phish Phusion, is like eating a box of roaches and washing them down with a swig of bong water. Although not a huge fan of the album from this experimental tripling, this track features all the fuzzy bass, guitar noodling and high hat you'd want. And it only costs me 2 minutes and 41 seconds of my life, bonus!

"Two Hearts" by Chris Isaak, from Baja Sessions (1996)
A sweet, sappy, beach blanket bingo love song from a high-class Elvis impersonator. Sounds like sunshine. Will get you beat up if you play it at a tailgate party though. A previous, less jaunty more haunty version appeared on '93s San Francisco Days.

WINNER: As appealing as dusty roaches and dirty bong water sounds, Two Hearts sounds like the fucking beach man. How can you go wrong with that? Unless you're at a tailgate party. In that case, just make it easy on yourself and play some AC/DC.

What do you think?